Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

Bored of the usual POP and ENT message? We try to be different in God's Waiting Room. And hope you are not offended. The Golden Oldies have seen and heard it all so nothing fazes us here. A LITTLE FORE THOUGHT HELPS As usual, the hospital is past capacity and the corridor to the operating thaetre is littred with stretchers. Some patients lie quietly and others talk amongst themselves. Whatever helps them ward off the nervousness. Two little kids stretchers get pushed together and they start to chat The first kid leans over, "What are you in here for?" The second kid replies, "Have to get my tonsils out. They hurt a lot. I'm really scared" The first kid says, "Naaah. Nothing to worry about. I had mine out when I was four. Cruisie. You go to sleep. Then you wake up an' they give you loads of jelly and ice cream. " The second kid then asks, "What's wrong wiv your?" The first kid says, "Circumcision." The second kid says, "Whoaaaa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born - Couldn't walk for a year."