Rosie Benz

Gods Waiting Room

The Golden Oldies invite you to visit Gods Waiting Room. Bring along your joke book, Share with us, or add some to your collection. MUD CRABS A bloke got on the plane in Darwin with a box of mud crabs. He approached a female crew member with the request to keep it cold, so she took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out. Shortly before landing in Sydney, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Darwin, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself !