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Charie D. La Marr, mayor ofPersiphoniaover 16 years agoPip Pip Cheerio and all that stuff. Today is International Fake British Accent Day and we in Persiphonia are celebrating to the max. Tea, brollys, lifts, crisps, bangers and mash, telly—the whole works. In fact, we Persiphonians are mad as a box of frogs for this day. But today, we have decided to take it one step farther, my droogs. (The first person to write and correctly that very British reference will win a prize!) In an effort to raise our cash flow, we have decided to turn our city into a monarchy. Henceforth, we shall be known as the Persiphonian Empire. As an Empire, we are entitled to sell land and titles. As of today, we will be selling one square inch plots of Persiphonian soil along with the title of your choice. Of course, you are free to name your own tiny little country. Want to be the Baron of Pettiford? It sounds a little swishy, but it’s entirely your decision. How about the Countess of Havisham? Put on your 60 year old wedding gown, sit in the attic and knock yourself out. Lord, Lady, Viscountess, Marchioness, Count … the choice is yours. And all it will cost you is a mere half a million dollars. Now that may seem like a fairly stiff price to pay for your own place that’s the size of a book of matches, but it’s actually a tremendous bargain. That inch of soil and all its mineral rights all the way to the center of the earth belong to you. When you add that up, it really is a ton of land. Acres probably. Well, a LOT anyway. And with it, you will get a very lovely downloadable certificate that you can print out and hang up for all to see. AND the land and title are yours in perpetuity. Imagine after you die when your children fight over that little inch of land and the judge decides to divide it equally between your six children. Makes you chuckle, doesn’t it? What a great addition for your resume. What a terrific way to break the ice at parties. What a fantastic way to pick up girls! They will fall all over you when you tell them that along with your good looks and mid three figure bank account, you can offer them the title of the Baroness of Pettiford. Heck, you can even demand a dowry from her father for taking her off his hands. All you need to complete the picture is an ascot, a smoking jacket, a pipe and a hunting dog snuggled at your feet before a roaring fire. For an additional $49.95. we sell a special “Seated Title Kit†that includes the ascot, the pipe and the smoking jacket. You are on your own for the fire and the hunting dog. Try the local pound. Name the dog something classy like Chauncey or Toby and constantly add “old boy†to the end of its name. Instant Count. It will drive the ladies wild. Today, we are sending out representatives from The Persiophonian Empire to visit your city to discuss this amazing offer. Of course, they will be talking with a very fake British accent. If you’re lucky, our Minister of Silly Walks may even drop by personally. Of course, they will all be outfitted in Saville Row pinstripe suits and very proper bowler hats. They will be able to show you a copy of the lovely certificate you can download. And by the way, the prize mentioned above is one free title of your choice! For entertainment today, we are sending along a copy of Robin Hood starring Kevin Costner. Now everybody knows I love the guy, but how stupid was it that everyone in Sherwood Forest had an English accent except for Robin Hood himself? It’s a pretty bad movie, but it sure beats Waterworld. Well I must dash now. It’s nearly time for Fawlty Towers on BBC. And after that, a steamy episode of Footballers Wives. And of course, an episode or two of Hell’s Kitchen. My but that Gordon Ramsey turns me on when he talks dirty. Abysinnia! (That means see ya later!)\ Please remember to POP or Entertain us back often when you see us down. I am back up to 1000 connections, but have started dumping 2x weekly poppers. I ONLY accept cities who send a FRIEND REQUEST. Don’t ask here and don’t send me a message to my inbox. It can’t keep up with it as it is. ONLY friend requests will be considered in the order they arrive. I intend to give preference to people who have loyally popped Persiphonia though they were non-connections. We autopop every night at midnight or as close to midnight as we remember to. AND NOW FOR THE LATEST NEWS … Tales of Persiphonia is now online! I am in the process of adding all of the tales from way back in the beginning, along with my personal tips for playing the game and other cool Persiphonia stuff. You can find us at http://persiphonia.wordpress.com/ Drop by often. Leave comments. We love to hear from you! I am almost up to date adding the old ones to the blog. Sincerely yours, Persiphone Hellecat, Mayor, Empress, Queen and Exaulted Grand Poobah of Persiphonia, Land of the Free and Home of the Bipolar. (We have an excellent medical plan that includes prescriptions!) A PROUD NO NUKES CITY!!! We are now SOLAR!!! Let the sun shine in! And by the way—has anyone located the real Ace Murphy yet???? 
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