Richard Healey

Simian Central

Favour bestowed. New Richington is celebrating its great cultural heritage in the field of Rock music. A world tour is underway, headlined by those illustrious sons of NRC, the Rolling Riches (featuring guest string merchant Keef Richards, direct from Persiphonia). In support will be other NRC new flames Arcade Rich, and fresh from retirement, the legendary Pink Rick. We hope you’ll be blown away entertainment-wise and that this will spur you into visiting their birthplace. We currently have vacancies at the NRC Academy of Rock Music, so feel free to stay and/or demonstrate your talents to an appreciative audience. Peace and love…