Irene, Mayor of Ireneville |
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The Ireneville Wall
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 14 years agoJust made it to 8 Million Peeps. Come and help us celebrate. The Golden Oldies are having a bit of a joke break, so dragging out a few oldie but goodie jokes. The English, French and American Three guys, Englishman, Frenchman and American are walking along the beach one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 14 years agoThis is an oldie, But remains a favourite of the Golden Oldies of "God's Waiting Room" Drop in and find a few others on my wall. Also some great jokes left by my faithful visitors. A GREAT COMEBACK You know the type that this joke is about. Nothing you do is right.. I know none of my connections or Metro friends would be like this customer. :) It's a classic! This girl deserves an award for being able to think fast on her feet. I think he really understood the situation at the end of this short conversation A busy and crowded airport, A cancelled flight. And a lone booking agent trying to keep peace while rebooking flights for the tired, angry passengers. Then, an angry gentleman in a flashy suit and smart briefcase pushes to the front of the queue. He slapped his ticket on the counter and demanded, "I MUST be given a seat on this flight AND it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "Excuse me sir.Please return to the back of the line. I'll be happy to try to help you, but these folk were here first, I will deal with them, then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was not pleased. He shouted out, loud so all could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Completely nonplussed, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!". Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too." 
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