Kerensa, Mayor of Happy Harmony |
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Happy HarmonyMayor
Kerensa
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Onee Ping, mayor ofPribovceover 16 years agoPop'd! Please POP back! thx... I have reached the current connections limit. Now I don't accept any connection requests - please ask me later, I have to remove inactive connections... 
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 16 years agoA smile for your day... Sex V Dancing.. A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counselling. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks,"Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together." "Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest. Men and women always dance separately." "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden." "Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have (he spells it out) s e x?" "Of course!" replies the rabbi. Then he spells out the s e x is a mitzvah within marriage, to have children!" "What about different positions?" asks the man. "No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!" "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!" "On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes! A mitzvah!" "Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?" "You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!" "Can we do it standing up?" "NO, NO, NO!" cries the rabbi. "Why not?" asks the man. "Could lead to dancing."
Rosie Benz, mayor ofGods Waiting Roomover 16 years agoWORK WANTED A bloke goes into the employment office in Brisbane for a look through the job vacancies, which doesn't take him very long, of course. Just as he's about to give up and go away, he spots something. "Wanted", it says. "Single man, willing to travel, must have own scissors. $1,500 a week guaranteed, plus company car and all expenses." Well, it sounds a bit too good to be true, so the bloke makes a note of the reference number and fronts up at the counter. "I'd like to apply for this job", he says, "reference number E/784/B46-OP17372D2." Oh, that one," says the clerk. "It's a model agency right here in Brisbane. They're looking for a pubic hair snipper. You see, they supply girls who model underwear and bathers, and before they go on the catwalk they report to you and you have to snip off any wisps of pubic hair that are showing. It pays well, but there are a few drawbacks. It involves quite a lot of travel - The Bahamas, Tahiti, Paris, London, that sort of thing, and you have to get used to living in first-class hotels........" "I reckon I could learn to live with it," says the bloke. "I'd really like to apply for the job." The clerk shrugs and says, "OK, here's an application form and a bus ticket to Hervey Bay". "Hervey Bay?" exclaims the bloke. "Hervey-Bloody-Bay? What do I wanna go to Hervey Bay for?" "Well", says the clerk, "that's where the end of the queue is at the moment." To see the rest of the jokes, go to my Blog at http://jokesonmetro.blogspot.com/ 4 Posts Available
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